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This one's got it all - reckless jokes, controversial stances, and stories about the cum closet. The boys also yell about the new Rocket Money ad you guys sent us and hear from a listener that got his toad peached on Rainbow Road. Final four in the sex positions bracket next week!

The boys sit down with multi platinum musician/artist 24kGoldn. They break down the Rap Beef Cinematic Universe, learn what it’s like going platinum while you’re still on campus, and discover that you can make a clone of your dick for like 50 bucks. They also try out an AI song generator and wonder if anyone gets bored during a golden shower. Someone go check on the interns at Genius. 

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The boys learn about The Pope’s foot fetish, debate whether it would be better to be betrayed by your dad or your brother, and hear from a listener that cracked the code of jerking off. Plus the SEMI FINALS in the s*x position bracket.

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Noel Miller on the pod! The boys riff about open mics in pirate themed restaurants, running into your proctologist at the gym, Cleopatra’s grim ancient s*x toys, and the insane logistics of Noel filming an open-air talk show at 70 mph. 

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March Madness might be over but it's still BRACKET SZN as the boys attempt to create the definitive ranking of sex positions. They debate and decide on the first round, plus riff on what amendments they’d add to the constitution and why boobs are just like having a blue checkmark.

See the positions here: https://imgur.com/a/CnKznOy
Screenshot the bracket and tag us w/ your ranking on IG: https://imgur.com/a/6NJNSck

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Trev's fired up on Alpha Brain and the boys are ready to pop off. They react to a company's staged stand-up comedy ad, yell about old people ruining shows, and decide all motivational speakers are in the streets. Plus a listener went viral on PHub and Jack spent $35k in the dumbest way possible.

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